When you get past a certain age, there’s nothing skankier looking than a tattoo on your lower back, and unfortunately for Julia Roberts, she long since past that point. Here’s a vacation in Hawaii shot of the once Pretty Woman wearing a bikini tiny enough to show off the tattoos of her kid’s names. You’d think if you named two of your kids Phinnaeus and Hazel, you’d want to keep that on the DL, but apparently Julia is in competition with Gweneth to see who’s kids can get beat up the most when they’re old enough for school.
Seriously though, why would you get a tattoo of your kids names on the one part of your body you can’t see? Is that like saying you don’t want to be reminded of your kids?
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Seriously though, why would you get a tattoo of your kids names on the one part of your body you can’t see? Is that like saying you don’t want to be reminded of your kids?
Anyway, for something a lot more relevant than Julia Roberts, check out My Linked HP, which has links to all your favorite sites. And by favorite I mean, sites with no content on Julia “so 15 years ago” Roberts.