Toilet Humor - Funny uses of toilets and funny toilet decorations

If you needed any persuading that the Japanese are insane (don’t shoot me down as a racist - I am married to a half-Japanese lady and I hold several black belts in Japanese martial arts so I know what I am talking about lol) this should be it:

Yes, you have guessed correctly. Every seat in this restaurant, every dining receptacle, all the drinking vessels are toilets. Why?………
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I have no idea where this is, or why on earth you would want to eat in a restaurant where you sit on the toilet to do so, but……
Strange Urinals

Would you pee in one of these?

Judging from the amount of emails I get telling me I need a larger penis to be able to finally satisfy a woman’s cravings and they just happen to be selling a pill/potion/device/surgical implant that will do the trick, there must be an awful lot of men out there unhappy with the size of their willy. And if there isn’t there soon will be - there is nothing like being emailed a message telling you that your willy is too small 500 times a day to give you an inferiority complex.

This first one proves that those New Zealanders are just as insane as anyone else, and apparently do not have complexes about the size of their willys. These are in the Queenstown Sofitel Hotel.
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One issue apparently faced by urinal providers is persuading the clients to aim correctly. Never heard of this before. My wife never complains of “splatter,”

Either way, these next two are an attempt to encourage better aims. The first is very clever. In the porcelain is a fly. Not terribly obvious, but most men cannot resist the urge to pee on the fly. An 80% reduction in splatter is being claimed by the makers.
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Who on earth can pee with a nun staring at their willy? And just in case you were thinking of answering that question - it was rhetorical. I don’t need a bunch of links to sites about peeing and nuns thank you very much. This Dutch urinal has come in for some criticism as being offensive to women. I wonder why?………

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These next two, I pinched from Losers with socks, feel free to pay him a visit for the low down. Apparently, there is a video screen showing two football players kissing on constant loop above the urinals of a football club. American football seems to be some strange variation of the game of football that involves throwing the ball instead of kicking it with your FOOT. Go figure……
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Soap dispensers

These are actually quite imaginative, although I can only find censored photos of this first one. Either that or the camera used was one of those Japanese cameras that automatically blurs out any piece of male anatomy deemed to be too ofensive to show on the internet.

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Hoff soap dispenser. I do not know why, but I find any photograph of David Hasselhoff automatically funny. Add it to a soap dispenser in a men’s bathroom, and you have a winner. Pretty sure this was photoshopped from the first one though

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Urinal video game. Yes - I swear this is true. When you star, the video game starts. This one is not an attempt to encourage you to aim well, it is an attempt to persuade you that you are too drunk to drive. If you fail to win the game you are told you need to take a taxi instead. Honest.
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This one is in Taipei. A photograph is set in the wall above the urinal to encourage men to lean in closer. Just don’t lean in far enough to pee on your shoes.
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