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May 29, 2009

Punjab Police....

Punjab Police....
What a touching moment...
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May 27, 2009

Luxury Doghouses

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Ever wish you lived in a doghouse? You might after you see these extravagant abodes. Animal lovers with cash to spare, including model Rachel Hunter, are spoiling their furry friends with their very own mini-mansions.
La Petite Maison often models its handcrafted luxury doghouses after buyers' own homes. Most homes sell for between $6,000 and $25,000 and often come equipped with air-conditioning, among other features.

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How do helicopters stay floating in the air?

How do helicopters stay floating in the air?

How do helicopters stay floating in the air?
Essentially, helicopters stay up for the same reason airplanes move forward through the air. A rotating propeller creates changes in air pressure, lowering it in some areas and raising it in others. Combined with a specially curved wing, the effect is known as lift, and its what pulls an airplane forward or allows helicopters to lift off the ground vertically. Without some sort of rotary propeller system, neither aircraft would ever leave the ground.

There are two basic types of aircraft, fixed-wing and rotary-wing. A traditional airplane would be considered a fixed-wing aircraft, because the wings are in a rigid position behind or over the propellers. Helicopters, on the other hand, are rotary-wing aircraft, because the wing-shaped rotor blades spin in a circle above the aircraft's body. The individual blades of a helicopter's rotor are adjustable during flight, while a fixed-wing aircraft's wings have very few moving parts.

The reason why helicopters stay up in the air is because the individual rotary blades are shaped like airplane wings. Once the spinning rotor assembly has reached a certain speed, the curved blades chop up the air around them, creating lower pressure above the blade and higher pressure below. This action creates a pushing or lifting force from below. The pilot uses hand and foot controls to change the angle of attack on each blade as they spin. This angle affects whether the helicopter will rise, descend, turn, or even hover.

When the blades are held level, the helicopter may remain in place or lift slightly. If the pilot lowers the back of the blades, the resulting change in lift will send the helicopter upwards, much like a kite will fly higher when angled against the wind. If the pilot raises the back edge of the blades, the helicopter will descend. By varying the position of each rotary blade, the helicopter will move to the left or right. As long as the rotor is spinning at a sufficient speed, a helicopter should remain in the air.

One major problem helicopter pilots face is the tendency of the helicopter to turn in the opposite direction of the rotary blades. A second rotary propeller placed in the rear of the helicopter helps to counteract this natural tendency by pushing against the spin. This second rotor also helps stabilize the helicopter during a difficult hovering maneuver. Without the aid of a rear rotor blade, helicopters would routinely spin out of control and crash.

May 26, 2009

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World's Largest Butterfly

World's Largest Butterfly
The Atlas moth (Attacus atlas) is a large saturniid moth found in the tropical and subtropical forests of Southeast Asia, southern China, common across the Malay archipelago, Thailand to Indonesia.
In India, Atlas moths are cultivated for their silk in a non-commercial capacity; unlike that produced by the related Silkworm moth (Bombyx mori), Atlas moth silk is secreted as broken strands. This brown, wool-like silk is thought to have greater durability and is known as fagara. Atlas moth cocoons have been employed as purses in Taiwan.
Atlas moths are considered to be the largest moths in the world in terms of total wing surface area (upwards of c. 400 square cm or 65 square inches). Their wingspans are also amongst the largest, from 25-30 cm (10-12 inches). Females are appreciably larger and heavier.
Atlas moths are said to be named after either the Titan of Greek mythology, or their map-like wing patterns. In Hong Kong the Cantonese name translates as "snake's head moth", referring to apical extension of the forewing, which bears a passing resemblance to a snake's head.
Atlas moths are predominantly tawny to maroon in colour with roughly triangular, diaphanous "eyes" on both forewing and hindwing, bordered in black. The purpose of these dramatic, gossamer portals is not clear, but they are thought to play a role in predator avoidance. Their bodies are hairy and disproportionately small compared to their wings.

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World's smallest girl proud of her tiny size

A teenager from India who stands at a tiny 1ft 11in (58cm) tall is the smallest girl in the world.

Jyoti Amge, 14, is shorter than the average two-year-old child and only weighs 11lb (5kg).


Jyoti is smaller than the average two-year-old child
She has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia and won't grow any taller than her current height.

Due to her size, Jyoti has to have clothes and jewellery made for her. She sleeps in a tiny bed and uses special plates and cutlery to eat, as normal-sized utensils are too big.

Despite this, she goes to a regular school in Nagpur, central India, where she has her own small desk and chair, and her classmates treat her like any other student.

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Jyoti sits at her mini-desk and chair at school

Jyoti also shares common interests with other teenagers, with a love for DVDs and fashionable dresses.

She said: 'I am proud of being small. I love all the attention I get. I'm not scared of being small and I don't regret it.

'I'm just the same as other people. I eat like you, dream like you. I don't feel any different.'

Jyoti is treated like a mini-celebrity in her home town, where people flock to meet her and some even treat her like a goddess.

She will even be releasing an album with her favourite Indian pop star, the bhangra/rap star Mika Singh.
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Jyoti lines up with her classmates
Her mum, Ranjana Amge, 45, said: 'When Jyoti was born, she seemed quite normal. We came to know about her disorder when she was five.

'We consulted a specialist and he said she will be this size all of her life. Jyoti is small, yet cute, and we love her very much.'

Jyoti is ambitious and hopes to work as a Bollywood actress one day.

She said: 'I would love to work in a big city like Mumbai, act in films and travel to London and America.
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Jyoti chats to her friends on her phone, just like any other teenager
I'm proud of being small. I love all the attention I get because of it.'

Her dad, Kishanji Amge, 52, said: 'I can't separate myself from her even for a single day. I love her very much.

'She makes me proud. Lots of gurus come to see and bless her. They pray for her happiness and long life.'


The Mini Snail-House

This Russian lady from Petrozavodsk, Russia, now living at Helsinki, Finland has made this stunning mini-snail house. The true size of the interior details can be understood looking at her fingers on the photos.






















May 25, 2009

Toilet Humor - Funny uses of toilets and funny toilet decorations

If you needed any persuading that the Japanese are insane (don’t shoot me down as a racist - I am married to a half-Japanese lady and I hold several black belts in Japanese martial arts so I know what I am talking about lol) this should be it:

Yes, you have guessed correctly. Every seat in this restaurant, every dining receptacle, all the drinking vessels are toilets. Why?………
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I have no idea where this is, or why on earth you would want to eat in a restaurant where you sit on the toilet to do so, but……
Strange Urinals

Would you pee in one of these?

Judging from the amount of emails I get telling me I need a larger penis to be able to finally satisfy a woman’s cravings and they just happen to be selling a pill/potion/device/surgical implant that will do the trick, there must be an awful lot of men out there unhappy with the size of their willy. And if there isn’t there soon will be - there is nothing like being emailed a message telling you that your willy is too small 500 times a day to give you an inferiority complex.

This first one proves that those New Zealanders are just as insane as anyone else, and apparently do not have complexes about the size of their willys. These are in the Queenstown Sofitel Hotel.
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One issue apparently faced by urinal providers is persuading the clients to aim correctly. Never heard of this before. My wife never complains of “splatter,” :lol: Either way, these next two are an attempt to encourage better aims. The first is very clever. In the porcelain is a fly. Not terribly obvious, but most men cannot resist the urge to pee on the fly. An 80% reduction in splatter is being claimed by the makers.
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Who on earth can pee with a nun staring at their willy? And just in case you were thinking of answering that question - it was rhetorical. I don’t need a bunch of links to sites about peeing and nuns thank you very much. This Dutch urinal has come in for some criticism as being offensive to women. I wonder why?………

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These next two, I pinched from Losers with socks, feel free to pay him a visit for the low down. Apparently, there is a video screen showing two football players kissing on constant loop above the urinals of a football club. American football seems to be some strange variation of the game of football that involves throwing the ball instead of kicking it with your FOOT. Go figure……
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Soap dispensers

These are actually quite imaginative, although I can only find censored photos of this first one. Either that or the camera used was one of those Japanese cameras that automatically blurs out any piece of male anatomy deemed to be too ofensive to show on the internet.

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Hoff soap dispenser. I do not know why, but I find any photograph of David Hasselhoff automatically funny. Add it to a soap dispenser in a men’s bathroom, and you have a winner. Pretty sure this was photoshopped from the first one though :)
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Urinal video game. Yes - I swear this is true. When you star, the video game starts. This one is not an attempt to encourage you to aim well, it is an attempt to persuade you that you are too drunk to drive. If you fail to win the game you are told you need to take a taxi instead. Honest.
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This one is in Taipei. A photograph is set in the wall above the urinal to encourage men to lean in closer. Just don’t lean in far enough to pee on your shoes.
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Strange toilets

This first one is in Saarbrucken, Germany

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And before anyione says this last one is not real, it is - an actual toilet completely covered in Swarovski crystals. Must be a bastard to clean. :)

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These next few are just funny. The Sony Ericson toilet cleaner:

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Public urinals in Europe. Yes - these are all over Europe.

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