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January 16, 2014

New Twitter joke: Neil Nitin Mukesh

After Alok Nath and Arvind Kejriwal, Twitter users have found a new unsuspecting victim to crack jokes on Neil Nitin Mukesh.

And funnily, the Bollywood actor, who is on Twitter too, himself was retweeting the jokes on him, and putting out one himself!

The butt of jokes, however, was not his movies (3G, Shortcut Romeo and David) that bombed the box office last year but his three-part name: Neil, Nitin and Mukesh.

The jokes have caught on so much that Neil Nitin Mukesh was the top trending topic on the micro-blogging site on Wednesday. Turns out, it's also his birthday today.

So, here is a sample of some the jokes doing rounds. But first the one the actor himself has put out and retweeted.

And for the record the best one of the day comes from MY FATHER. 3 CHEERS FOR  NEIL NITIN MUKESH: Neil Nitin Mukesh ?@NeilNMukesh

When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it's a family photo: Sarpanch Ji ?@SonOfChoudhary

Ekta Kapoor started that "Nahi... Nahi.... Nahi.... " in her daily soaps after she met Neil Nitin Mukhesh: RaZz_One@RaZz_One@RaZz_One 12h

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle: Gagan Thakur@gagan_gt 12h

What @NeilNMukesh can do but SRK or Salman can't. Group discussion with himself :): varun jain@1234varun 12h

Seriously laughing that I am trending.some rather interesting ones out there .Re-tweeting my 7 Favourite. ENJOY!!!: Neil Nitin Mukesh@NeilNMukesh 12h

Neil nitin mukesh cant ride a motorcycle legally in india becaus he'd b fined for tripling!: ishaan humble@ishaanhumble 1m

"Why are people making fun of Neil Nitin Mukesh? It is good to acknowledge your ancestors" - Rahul Rajiv Indira Jawaharlal Motilal: Ramesh Srivats@rameshsrivats 2m

Two blacklist words on my tweetdeck. Alok nath and Neil Nitin Mukesh. Thinking of adding Kumar Gaurav also.. just in case: despicable@tgirishkumar 5m

Amir Khan, Sharman Joshi & R Madhavan should thank Vidhu Vinod Chopra for not thinking of Neil Nitin Mukesh for 3-Idiots: Hathwala Thakur@HathwalaThakur 9m

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the sequel of Two and a Half Men: Gaurav@bwoyblunder 46m

Those who thought 'Neil Nitin Mukesh' is three STFU: Sanjay Leela Bhansaali is a entire family. Sanjay- Leela- Bahan -Saali: Niral@niralsoni 58m

Neil Nitin Mukesh's was the only student who could opt Science, Commerce and Arts after 10th: LOLendra Singh@LOLendraSingh 12h

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the new Alok Nath?: E-tard ?@14_yr_old_Etard 12h

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